Unmonkey

Code monkeys type.Vibe coders ship.

Swipe roasts of old-school coding. Farm vibe. Evolve into a Vibe Lord.

Free on iOS and Android. No docs required.

The Vibe Lord: a smug monkey in sunglasses and a crooked golden crown, arms crossed
Rank 6 · Vibe Lord
@promptlord#webpack

You spent 3 hours configuring webpack. I shipped the app.

+120 vibe

Three moves. Zero docs.

  • Swipe.Right is Based. Left is Cope.
  • Farm vibe.Ship quotes. Get Based. Roast in the comments.
  • Win the week.16 quotes. One bracket. Sunday final.

From Code Monkey to Vibe Lord.

Everyone starts hunched over a keyboard.

  1. Code Monkey: hunched, messy hair, sweating over a keyboard
    Code Monkey0 vibe
  2. SO Scavenger: sly grin, a pile of copied pages
    SO Scavenger100 vibe
  3. Prompt Apprentice: standing straight, laptop open, shades on the forehead
    Prompt Apprentice600 vibe
  4. Vibe Coder: shades on, V on the hoodie, thumbs up
    Vibe Coder2,000 vibe
  5. Vibe Farmer: straw hat, wheat stalk in the mouth, a sparkling bag of vibe
    Vibe Farmer5,000 vibe
  6. Vibe Lord: arms crossed, eyebrow raised over the shades, crooked golden crown
    Vibe Lord12,000 vibe
The Old Dev: a grumpy bearded developer holding a coffee mug and the DOCS book
Cope.

Meet the Old Dev.

He carries the DOCS book everywhere, sips coffee that went cold in 2009 and has strong opinions about your semicolons. Deep down he's scared the monkeys are taking over. They are.

  • Reads the docs. All of them. Twice.
  • Configures webpack for fun on weekends.
  • Still asks "but do you understand the code?"

And he fights back. New counter-quotes every week in Old Dev Strikes Back.

More ways to roast.

All of it, from day one.

  • The daily drop

    Ten fresh roasts every morning. Keep the streak alive.

  • Roast my stack

    Tell the AI your setup. Get roasted. Share it if you dare.

  • Confessions

    Converted devs confess their old sins. Anonymously.

  • Hall of Vibe

    The top 10 of every season, forever.

Dress your monkey.

Earn it, farm it or buy it. Money never wins a tournament.

  • Golden Monkey skin
    Golden MonkeyWin 3 tourneys
  • Astronaut skin
    Astronaut800 vibe
  • Tech Lead skin
    Tech Lead1,000 vibe
  • 3 AM Deploy pajama skin
    3 AM Deploy400 vibe
  • Streamer skin
    Streamer400 vibe
  • Cyberpunk skin
    Cyberpunk$3.99 set
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  • 3 boosts a week
  • 10 roasts a day
  • Pro badge and frame
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Quote of the Week

You spent 3 hours configuring webpack. I shipped the app.

@promptlordVibe Lord#webpack
94% Based

Still reading the docs? The docs are reading my prompts now.

@shipfastVibe Farmer#read-the-docs
87% Based
Top roast · 2.1k upvotesmy webpack config has its own webpack config

Tabs or spaces? I let the AI pick and went to lunch.

@lunchdrivenVibe Coder#tabs-vs-spaces
81% Based

You exited vim in 2014. Congrats. I shipped 40 side projects since.

@escapekeyPrompt Apprentice#vim
76% Based

Copied from Stack Overflow in 2011. Still in prod. Still nobody knows why.

@legacyhunterSO Scavenger#stackoverflow
90% Based

Your PR has 47 review comments. My app has a waitlist.

@mergeconflictedCode Monkey#code-review
68% Based
Unmonkey emblem: the Vibe Lord inside a round sticker with the slogan

Evolve or keep typing.

One Based quote and you stop being a Code Monkey.

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